How big is your mouth?

.... I'm having trouble working out why a piece of Chunky KitKat seems to be massive in your mouth, but when you're at the dentist it seems there's a couple of hands and various sucking / drilling tools and a folded up tongue in there...

... never had my mouth open so long and not made a noise!

And how come our generation spent years of child-rearing encouraging our kids to drink 'Sugar Free' for the sake of their teeth, only to have it all sent down the pan by an all-be-it-very-successful campaign by the powers that own CocaCola / Schweppes etc  that has rendered the teens of today slaves to the 'energy drink'

Grumbly old Woman or what!

You know what I need?  A day scrapping.. and I get it tomorrow, not even planned anything yet, going off the cuff / al fresco / al dente / commando.. whatever they call it!! (No, I know it's not one of those!)